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The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couple's house. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house. She saw her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door. "What are you doing?" she asked. "I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the daughter-in-law answered. "But you are naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed. "This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained. "Love dress? But you're naked." "My husband loves me to wear this dress! It makes him happy and it makes me happy. I would appreciate it if you would leave because he will be home from work any minute."
The mother-in-law was tired of all this romantic talk and left.
On the way home she though about the love dress. When she got home she got undressed, showered, put on her best perfume and waited by the front door. Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her standing naked by the door. "What are you doing?" he asked. "This is my love dress." she replied. He responded, "Needs ironing."
Out of the Mouths of Babes
Answers to a quiz given in Sunday School
Noah's wife was Joan of Ark
David fought the Finkelsteins, a race of people who lived in Biblical times.
A Christian should have only one wife. This is called monotony.
One of the opossums is St. Matthew.
The Seventh Commandment is "Thou shalt not admit adultery."
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Classes
Computing I (6 sessions) to start May 17th.
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